Oranges and Lemons

Oranges and Lemons



CAST
Girl
Boss
Customer number 1
Customer number 2
Customer number 3
Customer number 4
Police Officer

COSTUMES
uniform
for Girl and Boss); baseball cap (for Customer number1) and)
hard hat and lunch box (for Customer number 2); jacket and briefcase (for Customers number 3 and4); police badge (for Police Officer)


SETTING: A small market , afternoon

It is the Girl's first day at work
(The Girl is standing, while Customer number 1 enters)
Customer number 1
Hello, what's on sale today??? m

Girl
I don't know
Customer number 1 angrily walks out. Boss enters looking upset

Boss to Girl

Oranges and Lemons are on sale today, and always remember to say "thank you, and have a nice day" okay

Girl
Okay, It's better now
(Boss leaves. Customer number 2 enters)

Customer number 2
Hi. What's on sale today??m

Girl
Oranges and lemons

Customer number 2
Oranges are bigger than Lemons
??How much do they cost

Girl
I don't know

Customer 2: you are the worst seller
Customer number 2 leaves) .A)

Girl
Thanks and have a nice day
(Boss enter)

Boss
The oranges are 2 cents each, and lemons are 3 cents each ,ok
You are less intelligent than 3 years child
(Girl nods. Boss exits. Customer number 3 enters)

Customer number 3
Good day Miss. What is on sale today?? n


Girl
Oranges and lemons

Customer number 3
How much do they cost

Girl
Oranges 2 cents each. and lemons are 3 cent each

Customer number 3
Lemons are more expensive than oranges
Are they fresh

Girl
I don't know

Customer3: you are the dumbest seller
(Customer number 3 leaves)

Girl
Thanks, have a nice day
(Boss enters, angry)

Boss
The oranges and lemons are very, very, fresh

Girl
Got it!
(Boss exits. Customer number 4 enters)

Customer number 4
Hi, what's on sale???/

Girl
Oranges and lemons

Customer number 4
How much do they cost???
Lemons and oranges are the most useful

Girl
The oranges are 2 cents each, and lemons are 3 cents each

Customer number 4
They are better if they are fresh
Are they fresh?????

Girl
Very, very fresh

(Customer number 4 goes to get oranges and lemons. Police Officer enters
Police Officer to Girl

There was a robbery last night. What's your name????

Girl
Oranges and lemons

Police officer
It's the funniest name

Girl
The oranges are 2 cents each, and lemons are 3 cents each

Police Officer
This is the most strange answer

Are you getting fresh with me???

Girl
Very, very fresh

Police Officer
Come on. I'm taking you to the station
You are more dangerous than a robber

Police Officer starts to drag Girl out of the store

Girl
(While being dragged out of the store)
Thank you and have a nice day!